Argenis Reyes: Whatta Dome!
Posted by JD on June 27, 2009
- I’m not kidding, it’s like an orange on a toothpick.
Various outlets have reported that the Mets will start Argenis Reyes at second tonight and bat him second in the lineup. I’ve always been an Argenis fan. Irrational? Maybe. Unconditional? Definitely.
Some of it has to do with the size of the guy’s head. Look at it! I mean, that’s an old pic, but wait until you see that enormous dome on the HD JumboTron at Citi Field: it will stagger you with its enormity! “Look at the size of that boy’s heed. It’s a virtual planetoid! Has it’s own weather system!”
“Shhh, you’re going to give the boy a complex.” Maybe so, but that doesn’t mean I can stop gawking at that huge dome!
[Thanks to ESPN.com for the photo, and IMDB.com for the quotes from So I Married an Axe Murderer.]
